Dear Italy,
As a traveler, I have cause to believe that you are trying to kill both myself and my fellow traveler, Sophie. Your seafood gave Sophie food poisening, your streets caused her to slip and spend the evening in the ER getting stitches. Your beer gives me a death wish and rough hangovers.
Please cease and desist in your constant plot to kill us.
Sincerely,
A concerned American
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Yikes. Not good. Hope Sophie feels better.
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