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Ralph Nader DID NOT ruin the 2000 election, motherfucker.

Read Bob's column on his blog... grrrrr (in an Unforgiveable voice). Bob, you are wonderful. In fact, Niemann asked me today if I would leave you for Portia de Rossi and I say no sir, so hat says something (although he then asked if I would leave you for Carl Weathers and I said yes, but I figured you'd understand that) but you have to realize the importance of a multiple party system. Eye of the Tiger, babe.

Yes, I typed this while talking with you on the phone, with Niemann yelling at me in the background.

LOG Jammin'

To all those who read this (Abby, Ed and Toby) I want to let you all know how effing excited I am to come up and see you's all. I wanted to make you all comics to present at the LOG show, but this week is midterms and I haven't studied an ounce.

But, as I always say, there's always time for comics. Anywho, just wanted to let you all know how much I'm looking forward to my trip up Nawth, and hopefully Bob and Maddigan will have a good time too. Look forward to seeing you (especially Willoughby).

bye, BYE.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Well, if you've seen "Zodiac" (which I haven't) you'd know that Bob wasn't going to kill me, he was just afraid that we were BOTH about to get stabbed to death. See, it's much less creepy when you know the real story.

We were the greatest fighters in the world, babe.

First off, thanks for posting all those old coics, Abby. I forgot I even made those.

So, listen. I had a life-changing experience last night, and I feel I need to express my true feeling in blog form.

Carl Weathers is...a true American. Apollo Creed was a man's man, but I don't mourn him gone... I celecrate the legacy he left behind: four films so thick with sexual tension you could cut it with a knife.

I mean, look at that smile. Look at that oufit. If I were Rocky Balboa, I'd wear the man's shorts any day. Bob, best night of my life. Yeah, I'm head over heals for you, but Rocky has that hair. Oh, that hair.

OLD COMICS

Mama don't take my kodacrome away

Sooo. color...? Couldn't say. I think it'll be right if you click on it or something.

The first one is of Martin Luther King (dreamers...) Day and the second is the nursery at the Nebraska Women's Correction Facility.

A hole, a hole in the barrel!

Abby had been telling me to submit something to Comicsanz for weeks, and took me to Dick Blick to get some supplies that would get excited about the idea. At the checkout, there was a box of little finger puppets, and the rest is history.




I had another version of the "Here in my jars" comic in my head before I drew this one. It would have starred Abby, Chrisilus and Lambs of God... it also would have involved a time machne and a nice little moral at the end. You know, fuck it. Abby, since you're so keen on me drawing my old school, fucked up comics, I'll work on that one this weekend, not that I don't have other things to do.

Happy now?

Funke you all

Yes, I have succumb. Abby started a blog for me last night, so I have to post shit. I hope you enjoy, but as a great man once said, "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows."  I believe the same guy said, "I ain't never talked to a door before," but that doesn't have much to do with it.

Welcome to the Midnight Society.

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get your midnights out, DIVA!

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