In conclusion, congratulations Bob Barr, you fucking nutcase, for getting your name in the paper.

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all the me that's fit to print


Remember the days when I could come home from a hard day's work, crawl onto my nice, warm air mattress and kick back to a little Doogie Howser and Mario? Well those dreams have died. Now when I come home I have go roach hunting, finding them in m drawers, all over the kitchen... I even hound a dead one in my bed just now.
This one I took while eating my tasty Chuck Berry pancakes at the diner. I just turned around and practically has an All-American orgasm. These two guys, both in great hats, wearing blue jeans and suspenders, reading the paper and drinking their coffee in a diner on Friday morning. Perfection. Unfortunately, the assignment was for portraits. In fact, my teacher is more or less against taking people's photos without their permission, and is pretty anti-newspaper, so we're already butting heads.
This was at B & G's because apparently I eat out at diners too much. Cute little kids eating at a counter, but I don't think the cuteness translated when it printed. I just didn't want anyone to see me snap the shot of the little kids and get ideas about what i was up to...
This is all kids of wrong, photography speaking. but also... all kinds of right.


2. Yes He's black. He was born that way.